Inspire…

Hey Friends and Fam,

After 13 hours of total travel time, I’m now at Cadorna station waiting for Massi to pick me up for the last 15 minute drive to the office.

What an interesting trip! It started with a 1 pm flight where I sat directly behind an intoxicated adolescent. This cat was the epidemy of a college frat boy, popped purple polo, and the retched smell of a whiskey bar. At first he was the laughing stock on the plane ride with his drunken slurr, harassment of the flight attendant, and his inability to keep his voice down. Then he took a turn for the worse… he started hammering down a couple bloody marys. Haha, some old man in the front couldn’t put up with the drunks obnoxiously loud voice and insanities so he shook his hand in reprimand. Then the kid tried heading to the back of the plane during turbulence for a restroom break and he dropped like a sack of potatoes…ha, what a Richard.

Anyways, while this drunk was keeping most people occupied, I was being ‘that guy’. Yep, I caught my self dosing off Natasha style. Yep, my head fell straight back and my mouth wide open. Someone could have dropped a can of worms in there and I wouldn’t have noticed. Now, this is still up for debate, but my roommates have said that sometimes I snore or “breath deeply” in a nice way, but in some ways they may be right. I finally woke up from my daze by a sound my nose made… This was only because my head was straight back and I couldn’t breath! I promise, I don’t snore!

Well, I also had some time to kill on the 8 hour flight over the big pound and here are two things that I learned:

1. A new IPOD battery, (tested by LabVIEW) lasts for 8 solid hours of music!
2. What do gay termites eat? Ans. woodpeckers haha, come on, its better than the dictator joke! (comments welcome on this joke!)

Ok, I’m done

Keep checking back and I’ll keep you guys up to date with my crazy antics