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Who Flies Internationally First Class?

I do! I am about to describe to you what is known as ‘Business Class Fakegrade’, not to be mistaken with Upgrade. This technique should not be disclosed to just anyone and be careful who you forward this post to or they might steal the idea.

Step 1) In the Airport
As normal, proceed with [...]

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I’m going back to Italy!!!

Join us for the biggest bash this year as we celebrate some pretty cool people! The honorees of the night think you are pretty cool too, and would love nothing more than for you to join us at this send-off/birthday bash!
Happy Birthday to…
Steven “Shamelessness” Bassett (February 20)
Brian “Platty” Platt (February 28)
Tiffany “Ballcock” Morrison (March 3)
Natasha [...]

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I’m home!!!

I need to give a shout out to all corporate AEs, Marketing, and R&D for answering all of my branch escalations. I have witnessed first hand what it feels like to be on the other side of the table when it comes to relying on corporate to answer questions for a branch, and I must [...]

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I made it!!!

Ciao a tutti,
Woah… talk about a long and eventful week! Lets just start with my flight from Atlanta to Milano. Like most people, I was unable to sleep on this 8 hour flight so I some pretty serious jet lag. Fortunately, I found three Bulgarian girls who also couldn’t sleep. They were on there way [...]

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